At this time I’m working on a new design scheme and posting structure. As of July 4th, the 1 year anniversary of this website, it will completely switch direction to become a video hosting website.

See you then!

This is why you don’t let Hollywood have anything to do with the script writing process, costume design and story arcs of movies based upon game and comic IPs. The genius mind working on the new X-Men movie turned one of the coolest characters in comics into a joke. Topless Robot has the full story.

America is fucking Bi-Polar, apparently.

Penile fracture

Yup, you read that right. A story published in January by Scientific American says that, even though your member is a boneless piece of meat, there is a membrane in there called tunica albuginea that can tear if the penis is bent severely enough. Most common cause of penile fracture? Here’s a hint from Dr. Hunter Wessells, chair of the urology department at the University of Washington School of Medicine in Seattle: “We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap.”

HAHA! You’re doing it wrong! Epic Sex Fail!

Barack and Michelle Obama recently got their 2 daughters, Sasha and Malia (10 and 7), a new swing set to make them feel ‘more at home’. My next prediction? You’ll catch Obama giving Biden pushes on the middle swing. Pundit talks will flare. You’ve been warned, America.

So, it’s Valentine’s Day. I figured instead of my normal ranting a raving, I figured I might pick a topic reflecting the marketing nightmare of a Holiday. Gents, if you find yourself alone today, you probably fucked up. There is hope; you just have to stop listening to bad advice.

You see it in movies, you see it magazines, you hear it in the locker room; bad dating advice. A lot of what you end up hearing is honestly just a bunch of bullshit. If you and a girl work out, it will be because you, an individual, and she, another individual, have learned a way to set aside certain differences, build upon each other and work on something you both can agree on. There is no ‘magic’ trick you need to learn to make your dating life better. This doesn’t mean there isn’t a whole lot of bad advice out there, friends… These are 10 lame ass tips (for guys) you hear about dating.

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With Mudvayne’s newest album kicking out in November of ‘08, there would naturally be a tour to accompany it (in case you didn’t know, bands don’t make shit on record sales, it’s all on touring). When I heard about this I was on board immediately. Needless to say, Mudvayne tickles this agent’s fancy like no other band.

Read how it all went down.

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And the Pope said, “Let there be evolution!”

More religion bitching after this.

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Wow! When I turned on the Eagles/Cowboys game, I never thought this would lead me into the game.

I hope her parents are ashamed.

New Comic.

When I was young, Final Fantasy games were joyous gaming adventures that gripped my senses for months. Each experience captured my imagination, making me love the art of storytelling and interactive media. Final Fantasy VI was a video game equipped with a story that made me start reading.

The first Final Fantasy overwhelmed my expectations on what a game could be. The second game, part II on the SNES (Japans IV), made me grow to care for my video game characters are people, rather then simply being my digital avatars. The third game, Japans VI, completely blew me away, still topping every video game Role Playing experience I have ever had. Final Fantasy VII has graphics and visuals that shocked me into frothing for the next generation gaming experience.

These games were a part of my core as a human and one of the reasons I grew up the gamer that I am. But then… the Final Fantasy series got kind of queer on me. I don’t know what happened, but I think it had something to do with Tetsuya Nomura… because after VII, some of the staples in the Final Fantasy series just began to piss me the hell off. And these 10 characters are the biggest reasons I refuse to play JRPGs from now on.

Read the 10 characters, after the jump.

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Picture dump. Randomness after the jump. This picdump’s theme is human morons and the cute little animals that like to smile bemused by their stupidity (or shriek at it).

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You know, I’ve been waiting for someone to do this so I wouldn’t have to do it myself.

Everyone’s beer says something about them. You know… You’re rich, you’re poor, you don’t give a shit, you drink too much to afford the beer you want, you’re only looking to get fucked up, etc, etc, etc.

But weary of this, my patron of the suds: the beer in your hand is an inlet to the soul. When we gaze upon your selection of brew, we’re seeing deep down inside the core of who you are! So when you’re at the store, why don’t you think about what it is you’re saying about yourself because of the beer you buy… because, if not, you’re going to be labeled and not all beer drinking labels can be pretty.

After the jump, find out what your beer says about you.

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